ITS MY BIRTHDAAAAAY IM 18!!!!!

terezipyroope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

niallhorantheirish:

Lou and Gemma at a nightclub in Las Vegas - 14.09.2014 (x)

natnovna:

*anaconda comes on* FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES IN THE CLUB

*zayn and niall in vegas* YAS NICKI WE AINT SHIT 

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

gettingsweptaway:

[wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat] MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND

clairmolander: Let me just die now